10. After arriving rushed and late to work you realize you left your shin guards on under your slacks.
9. When a loved one/friend/co-worker reaches toward your face to remove a piece of lint, you respond with a right high rising block and a left punch to the torso.
8. You rearrange your vacation so that you can attend the test.
7. Your partner tells you that you kiup in your sleep.
6. When you sit on the floor you automatically sit in a split.
5. Instead of walking the three feet from the sink to close the fridge you take the opportunity to practice your turning kick.
4. Instead of hiding it at work, you now hope someone asks you about the monster bruise on your forearm.
3. Everything feels better bare foot.
2. You’ve gone out dancing with your significant other and the only moves you can think of are your fundamental moves.
1. When browsing the lumber aisles at Home Depot you now imagine how you could break the wood instead of what you can build with it.
